Family Guy Friday

I just saw that controversial episode of Family Guy, the one where Chris takes a girl with Down’s Syndrome out for dinner.

The song and dance number by Stewie made me laugh, as always. But let me also say that I DO NOT find the disease funny and I acknowledge that they are differently-abled and NOT disabled.

Here’s the lyrics to the “Down’s Syndrome Girl” song:

You've got to look your best tonight,
You tubby little parasite,
'Cause there's a lovely lady
And she's waiting for you.
And though her pretty face may seem,
A "special" person's wettest dream,
Before you get to see it,
There are things you must do:
We'll try a tie,
And boutonnière of yellow,
Or a rose that shows,
That you're a classy fellow
With the posh panache
Of Jefferson and Monticello -
Busting out a mile, with style!
I know you just can't wait to stare
At all that luscious orange hair,
But boy, before you touch a single curl,
You must impress that ultra-boomin',
All-consumin', poorly-groomin'
Down Syndrome girl!
On any normal day you reek,
As if you're on a farting streak.
Your finger's up your nose
And you are dripping with drool.
But if you want a lady's love,
You're better off by smelling of
A gentleman's cologne
Instead of sneakers and stool.
A squirt, a spurt
Of somethin' just for Ellen
And you'll see that she
Will find you so compellin'
And she does, because
The only smell that she'll be smellin'
Won't be comin' from your bum!
You wanna take that little whore
And spin her on the dancing floor
But boy, before you do a single twirl,
You must impress that effervescing,
Self-possessing, no BS-ing
Down Syndrome girl!
Her eyes are emerald portals
To a secret land of love
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower.
Her kiss is so inviting
And her hugs are so delighting.
And what makes them really nice,
Is that they've got a little spice
Because they're tighter than a vise
And may go on for an hour...
(Dance Break)
My boy, between the two of us,
We'll get you on that shorty bus
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.
Now go impress that super thrilling,
Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-hoo-spilling,
Ultra swinging boner-bringing,
Gaily singing, ding-a-linging,
Stupefying, fortifying,
(As of Monday)
Shoe lace tying,
Stimulating, titillating,
Kitty cat impersonating,
Mega rocking, pillow-talking,
Just a little crooked walking,
Poorly pouting, poopy-sprouting,
For some reason, always shouting,
Fascinating, captivating,
Happiness and joy-creating
(Glass Break)
Down Syndrome girl!

And I added an Emmy moment that Stewie and Brian had back in 2007.

Family Guy. Funny stuff.

 

Emmy’s 2010

This may be a wee late. I was a bit disappointed that Star World didn’t cover the Emmy’s live.

Or maybe they did. I woke up late, I must admit, having gone out the night before.

Anyway, I won’t be posting the list of winners here. What I will post, however, are the skits that made me smile.

It’s no secret that I love, love Glee and I was so glad that to find out that they were doing the opening skit with actors from other shows (Lost, The Vampire Diaries, Mad Men).

Here’s George Clooney with Modern Family cast skit. I tell you, it is fun-nee.

 

Another Family Guy Post

Saw the following clip as a teaser for an all-new Season of the Family Guy. Can’t wait to see this episode in full.

I love how Stewie says “Look how gaily we run!” :)

Here’s a link for a better video copy of “It’s A Wonderful Day for Pie – Family Guy”. The ones in Youtube are not as good.

How I Met Your Mother – Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit

I love “How I Met Your Mother” or “HIMYM” for short. It’s a combination of slapstick comedy and smart comedy (if there’s such a thing), you know, the kind that you get only if you happen to be witty and/or smart.

While channel surfing, I saw this promotional video for HIMYM on ETC, a local channel. It just made me smile. I went ahead and looked it up online and the full video made me chuckle.

My favorite character would be Barney Stinson. He’s funny and says the most incredibly nonsense things. Neil Patrick Harris plays him perfectly and makes me forget that he isn’t straight (nothing wrong with being gay…I don’t want hate comments, please). Barney Stinson’s blog link can be found on the right side of this blog labeled as “Barney Stinson’s blog” (which by the way, if you haven’t seen says a lot about your observation skills. Just sayin’. :) ).

So here’s a video of How I Met Your Mother – The Musical, aka “The Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit number”. Neil Patrick’s singing reminds me of his guest spot on Glee. He really can sing. :)

This second video combines How I Met Your Mother and another favorite of mine, Family Guy. The following video may be a little too violent for kids to watch.

Enjoy!